klein@dev ~ % ./boot.sh
[ OK ] loading kernel modules
[ OK ] mounting /home/klein
[ OK ] starting services: coffee.service, focus.service, dns.resolver
[ OK ] network reachable — hello, internet
klein@dev ~ % whoami
Klein
backend engineer — I build systems that don't page anyone at 3am.
Ten years of shipping. Comfortable with Postgres, Kubernetes,
and other things that are technically "fine."
Currently building solo, one terminal window at a time.
klein@dev ~ %
// scroll — there's more below, I promise
klein@dev ~/projects % ls -la
total 5
Static analyzer for GitHub Actions workflows — catches matrix explosions, unpinned actions, and secrets echoed into build logs.
Continuously diffs live AWS state against the last-applied Terraform plan and pings Slack the moment reality drifts from the repo.
A Rust crate that lets CI thresholds only tighten, never loosen — coverage, clippy warnings, and TODO counts ratchet down automatically.
Tails a live Postgres slow-query log and renders a scrolling terminal histogram of query duration by normalized fingerprint.
An embedded job queue for Node backed by SQLite — retries, delayed jobs, and dead-letter handling with zero external services.
klein@dev ~ % cat skills.txt
[languages]
TypeScript
Go
Rust
Python
SQL
[backend]
Node.js
PostgreSQL
Redis
SQLite
gRPC
[infrastructure]
AWS
Docker
Terraform
GitHub Actions
Nginx
[tooling]
Neovim
tmux
zsh
ripgrep
fzf
klein@dev ~ % cat contact.txt
klein@dev ~ % echo $EMAIL
klein@dev ~ % git remote get-url origin
klein@dev ~ % ./hire --me
> status: open for select contract work (Q3 2026)
> response_time: < 24h
> [ press to email me ]